Things to Do This Week

"Things To Do This Week" is a collection of 34 humorous short stories, satirical pieces and essays. For example, hear the agony of a young gangster on the verge of resigning. Eavesdrop on God's performance review with his boss. Try to spot the joke in "State of Wisconsin vs. The Easter Bunny." Observe a scientist struggle to convey his affection for a co-worker in mathematical equations. Read the press release from Aug. 9, 476 heralding the start of the Middle Ages. Arm yourself with intriguing questions to ask at cocktail parties, like "If every minute counts, yet something only takes 30 seconds, should you risk it?" and "As a society, do you think we ought to reward a young man who steals second base?"