Make Love Not Warts

If you are a human, then you've had someone give you advice. Whether it's your parents,grandparents, or some guy digging in a dumpster they often use some sort of saying or "words of wisdom". This book takes many of those little gems and turns them on their head. It also has many original sayings that sound like something that you may or should have heard. They'll tell you that "once you've fallen off that horse, it's time to get back on". Why?! That's how people get hurt. I say it's time to ride a bike! This isn't the kind of thing you can read once and then put down forever. More than likely you'll pass this on to you children or grandchildren in some sort of ceremony. Unless you take it with you.