Ten points of advice from a future baby to his future parents

Hello, dear mom! I've chosen you from thousands of women because you are the best in the World! You are the warmest, most loving and caring. I chose you because only you can make me a happy child. I've chosen you and at that moment you started thinking it was time for a baby. It always happens this way. You adults think that it is up to you to decide when to make a baby, but in reality this decision comes only when we choose you as our future parents. Mommy, I've already chosen you and you want to give birth to me.