Even Halos Can Be Crooked

I'm Autumn. I'm having an interesting couple of days you could say. See, I almost died and was sent back from Limbo because I haven't built up enough good Karma. I know. It sounds far out there but imagine if you were living it? I don't have to because I already am. Now I'm seeing halos everywhere. I even have one and its crooked! Can you believe that? My halo is crooked! Apparently my soul is imbalanced and is now in a power struggle between Heaven and Hell. I've been given the chance to straighten out my halo, so if and when I do die, I can go to Heaven. They've given me a sexy guardian angel to help protect my soul. He's yummy, smells like cookies, and is smoking hot eye candy that tempts my body. If I'm not careful, he may just tempt my heart. Along with my golden-eyed Angel, I've been assigned a wise-cracking Devils Spawn Minion, Desmin, to help me complete my task set by the Heavens themselves. Follow me on this wild adventure as I battle creatures spawned from the depths of Hell and unravel a mystery bigger than any of us could have imagined.