From the Heart of My Bottom

This account of my life and times is not meant to be a literary masterpiece. It is merely a collection of memories, anecdotes and observations, of a life lived from one point in time, to another point in time. I have written it with satirical humour because that is the way I am inclined to observe life in general, (with exceptions of course). I promise you 'the reader' that it is a true and factual narrative of my life. There will be times when it may seem farcical or even fanciful but I swear that it is none the less true.