Black Sheep and the War on Toilet Paper

William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, and other famous guys did some of their most prominent work during quarantine. That just goes to show what you can accomplish if you don't have five brothers with Nerf guns. In other words, this is more of an 'I Survived' book than a famous work of art. But the following are true pandemic stories from February and March of 2020. The stories are true because they happened. And I wrote about them. I wrote them in ink. Wait-okay that last part was a lie. I typed them, actually. But as I was typing I was imagining I was writing in ink. And type looks like ink. So... kinda true.