Tom E Moffatt

You're Joking Tom E Moffatt

Knock bad jokes on the head!

Learn everything there is to know about knock-knock jokes, from their history and types to crafting your own knock-out punchlines.

Packed full of tips, easy-to-follow exercises and 100+ hilarious examples, this book gives you know-how to knock together thousands of your own jokes.



Craft classic knock-knock jokes, like this one:

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Ewan

Ewan who?

Ewan me need to talk.



Or Unrestricted knock-knock jokes:

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Waiter

Waiter who?

Waiter minute, I think I'm at the wrong house!



And have a go at making your own sound-play jokes:

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Howie

Howie who?

I'm fine, thank you.



And can you break the rules, like this?

Ding-dong!

Who's there?

Isabelle

Isabelle who?

Isabelle not better than a knocker these days?



This book will make you so funny, your friends will be knocking your door down for more jokes!