Simon Northouse

Keeping On Again! Simon Northouse

Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water!As bad as all four books are individually, the author has taken it upon himself to bundle them together into a boxset... or omnibus edition, specifically for the reading masochists out there. I never thought it would happen, but here is the best of the best... or worst, plucked from the author's monthly Discombobulated Newsletters. You have been warned! And he has asked me to say...
Keep On Keeping On - Ed. (The author's unpaid, long-suffering Editor... and apparently, blurb writer, now.)

Reply from the Author - Simon Northouse
Thanks for that, Ed. Next time, don't sugar-coat it. Tell potential readers what you really think. I asked you to write a blurb, not a 1-star review! The cheque I haven't written, nor signed, will not be in the post. Catch you at 5:30 pm next Friday in the Pickled Flange... your shout!
I'll take over the blurb from here... buffoon!

"Hello, potential readers! Four books in one for the price of one - that is quadtabulous! If you want a bit of a laugh about giraffes, zebras, Romans, team-bonding, robots, billionaires and my diary of the lockdown blues, then you are in the right place.
All proceeds will be generously donated to the author's bank account. We all need to do our bit for charity.
Okay, I'm done. Time for a nice glass of white wine in my shed."

Keep On Keeping On!
Simon

This boxset/omnibus edition contains the following books:
Keep On Keeping On
Keep Karma and Carry On
Lockdown Diary Blues
Carry On Rewardless