Carrie Hart

Earth Survival Guide 2020 Carrie Hart

Are you completely baffled by the world today? Do you wonder if everyone has gone mad of it it's only you? If so, it may simply be that you're from another planet. No wonder you find it so confusing here! Such is the satirical premise of Earth Survival Guide 2020 (ESG2020 for short), that life here on Earth is so confusing because, in fact, we are not from around here. Hence the subtitle: Why You are Probably from Another Planet and How to Survive This One (At Least Through 2020). ESG2020 addresses the recent rise to power of the highly dangerous GRABs (Greedy Racist Aggressive Bullies) and BUFs (Blind Unthinking Followers). As a political/sociological satire, ESG2020 walks right on the edge between laugh-out-loud humor and deeply serious intent. Let ESG2020 help you cope with this life here on Earth, both through laughter and a deeper understanding of what is truly going on around us. In ESG2020 Guide 2020, you will: -Learn if you are one of the POPs (People from Other Planets) or an Earthling-Learn to identify and deal with the dreaded GRABs (Greedy Racist Aggressive Bullies) and BUFs (Blind Unthinking Followers)-Explore the Survival Bible, a Glossary of Earth Terms, covering such broad, baffling topics as Religion, Money, Patriotism and Modern Medicine and the true meaning of terms like Evolution, Day Job and Kleptocracy