How to Find Your Soulmate on the Internet - Not!: the Hilarious Guide for Women on How to Avoid the Dangers of Internet Dating Scammers!

Publisher Marketing: "Totally true and terrific! ... had me in stitches to the brink of addiction. She makes you wish you had daily scammers too! .... the scammers were so enamored by her smile they swallowed her counter-scams like starving fish.... even that guy she tricked into admitting he was a member of the order of M. O. R. O. N. S... and the one who turned nasty with death threats! A great gift for friends this season!" - "Author, Producer and Screen Writer, Anita Bell" Bestselling author, Jennifer Fallon, made the mistake of listing her relationship status on Facebook fan page as "widow," following the passing of her husband in 2009. What followed was a veritable avalanche of friendship requests from oddly named men, who all seemed to work shipping or oil, wishing to start a relationship based, apparently, on her devastatingly attractive publicity shot. This book is the hilarious result of Jennifer's conversations with these would-be scammers. Posing as characters diverse as the High Priestess of the Church of St Sarcasm (where they worship earthworms), a goat herder on the International Space Station, or even Hilary Clinton speaking Klingon, Jennifer messes with these catfishers like an evil cat playing with a mouse before dinner. Her conversations will have you in stitches - and might save you or someone you know from being caught in one of their scams. Contributor Bio:  Fallon, Jennifer Jennifer Fallon is the award-winning author of The Hythrun Chronicles, and one of Australia's bestselling fantasy authors. She lives in Australia with a lot of children and a lot of pets and a lot of ideas for more books.