Eminence

Your boyfriend finally takes you to meet his Mom on Christmas Day. You get there and you notice: His brother is your ex that you are still sleeping with, his sister is the chick you helped your sister beat up two weeks ago, his father has been your sugar-daddy for years, still pays your phone bill for little favors, and dropped off $500 the night before, worse of all, his mother was the nurse that assisted you at the abortion clinic last week... What do you do?