Harry Tinders

No One Gets out Alive Harry Tinders

I mean, come on. Do you really think that advanced civilisations have nothing better to do than sort out the sorry mess humans have gotten themselves into? Like, enlightened civilisations, with advanced technologies, able to cross interstellar space and - what? They are going to come to earth to give us some friendly advice on where we are going wrong?

Get real.

Weirdly enough, that's exactly what happened. It was quite a big project and took a lot of planning and what was really funny was that Frank, a big fat nobody, was one of the people they came to see. Crazy, right?

Anyway, if you want to find out what happens, read No One Gets Out Alive, by Harry Tinders. You'll also find out why Michael wants to kill Frank and murder thousands of people at a concert, across the other side of town.

Murder, mayhem, politics, philosophy, religion, fascism (the real kind), love, death, social justice, sex and the meaning of life. That's quite a lot packed into just 139 pages, so grab a copy before it gets famou, they make a film of it and the prices go up.

If they give you any hassle, tell them Harry sent you.