Immaculate Perception

Lincoln is a socially inept, unfiltered, mathematically gifted woman who is hardwired for midadventure. She is quirky and complicated and brilliant and sees the world through a different lens. She loves bullet points and dictionaries and believes if you apply logic to almost any situation, you'll get the desired result.

But Lincoln's accomplished, logic-based life is tested when she discovers her husband is having an affair with his ex-wife. Suddenly, everything she thought she knew is turned upside down - her efficient, orderly life is disrupted; her "misbehaving neurons" implode. Finding herself unmoored and with no sense of belonging, Lincoln creates a meticulously ordered "Re-Entry Plan" and embarks on a journey of self-discovery. She becomes an Influencer at the Duchess Patch, develops an obsession for workout pants, discovers Music Interruption Therapy and attends rush week at a highly competitive Women's Bible Study.

But even with her fail-safe plan, things go hopelessly awry and Lincoln realizes before she can find herself, she must start her story at the beginning.

Immaculate Perception is a wildly funny, surprisingly tender examination of a woman living life entirely on her own terms.