Bernardo Mortelini

My Dead Lizard Bernardo Mortelini

Misp, the Mighty Lizard, has had a full life. He has lived longer than any of us thought was possible and has proven as resilient a pet as anyone could have bargained for. Join us as we recount his final hours and bid him a last adieu until we meet again!"I never thought I would spend so many nights crying about a dead lizard, especially one that I hadn't even met. This book touched me to the core and is something I will continue sharing with my posterity for the rest of my life!" -Anonymous