Lori Mayo

WTF Am I Doing Here? Lori Mayo

Morey describes his experiences on planet earth in this humorous account of human behavior. Morey on eating: "Solid food was not an option for me until my baby vehicle food processing hole grew the little white projections (called teeth) that I would use to grind food into mush before I swallowed it. My food processing hole eventually grew those little white projections and I was able to eat solid types of food by chewing it up into small pieces!" Morey on learning to walk: " I found it very helpful to use the arm appendages to hold on to a steady surface while I boosted my diaper laden bottom and rubbery legs into an upright position. I would wobble a few times and plop right back down on my diaper padded bottom!"Morey on Friendship: "I thought this group was selective about their friends... LOL. Obviously not as discriminating as they would like others to think, as they allowed me into the group!! LOL, humans!"