Don Winslow

A Long Walk Up the Water Slide Don Winslow

Sometime student and detective Neal Carey would rather be finishing a dull doctoral thesis than staring down the nose of a loaded gun, but his new task doesnt sound dangerous. All he has to do is pull off the ultimate makeover: turn Polly Pageta gum-chewing, foul-mouthed, big-haired broadinto a lady in time to testify in a rape case against the head of the Family Cable Network and Americas most beloved family man. But Polly isnt cooperating, and everyonea former FBI agent, an obsessive-compulsive hitman, the Mafia, a porn prince, and a slew of tabloid reportersis on her trail.